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Suspect sniffed out after giving away hiding spot by farting too loudly

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Source: Clay County Sheriff’s Office Facebook

A suspect attempting to hide from authorities in Clay County, Missouri, reportedly gave away his position after loudly passing gas.

The unknown individual, who had a felony warrant for arrest, attempted to evade Clay County deputies but ultimately compromised concealment with a noticeably loud fart.

“If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a 💩 day,” the agency posted to Facebook, using the poop emoji to make up for another word.

The suspect’s identity has not been released.

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1 COMMENT

  1. “Officer Flatulence Arrested a Wanted Felon Today”

    Officer Flatulence arrested a wanted felon, who was known to thumb his nose at noise discipline. Because of P.U. Spartigas’ disregard for one of the most important rules of cover and concealment, He outed himself during a time when Dumbo P.D. had their ears to the ground, hoping for a tip from the community to help locate Spartigas. Spartigas, who also goes by the nickname “Pooty”, was wanted for leaving finger dig stains in his tighty whities, a felony in the windy city of Chicago.

    I mean, you can’t make this stuff up!

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